If You Need a Laugh (and Likes), Try These 100 Funny Instagram Captions!

With social media as saturated as it is nowadays, it can be pretty tricky to stand out from the crowd with funny Instagram captions. In a sea of overdone "long hair, don't cares" and puns about friendship, you may be struggling with what to caption your content while also getting a laugh or two out of your followers.

Whether you're captioning an Instagram selfie, posting something a little sassy or sharing pics from vacation, you've got to have a few tricks left up your sleeve if you want to be funny on Instagram. Especially when it comes to captions.

Do what you do best and keep scrolling for 100 funny Instagram captions!

Best Funny Instagram Captions

1. Praying to the algorithm gods.

2. Reality called, so I hung up.

3. Being this funny is like, a full-time job.

4. Stay strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.

5. That awkward moment when you're wearing Nikes but you can't do it.

6. Hashtags kinda look like waffles. Am I right?!

7. Can I help you?

8. Young, dumb, and broke.

9. My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.

10. Basically a detective.

11. Dogs out.

12. Life is short so smile while you still have teeth.

13. Flights, not feelings.

14. The only marathons I run are on Netflix.

15. Not lazy, just on energy saving mode.

16. How's the algorithm treating YOU today?

17. Beach you to it.

18. It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

19. These vibes only.

20. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Funny Instagram Captions for Selfies

21. Savage, not average.

22. I showered for this pic.

23. Natural beauty or a whole lot of dry shampoo?

24. What matters is on the inside. Like the fridge, for example.

25. Holding it all together with just one bobby pin.

26. Do I clean up nice or what?

27. Be as picky with who you date as you are with selfies.

28. May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even.

29. Behind every great selfie is a bestie who approved it.

30. Never underestimate a good hair day or good lighting.

31. Done chasing because I'm the catch.

32. Selfie for your thoughts.

33. My evil twin.

34. I got dressed today.

35. I don't wanna make trouble, all I want is a drink.

36. How do you sleep at night knowing people don't like you? With no underwear in case they want to kiss my a--.

37. Don't study me, you won't graduate.

38. When you're downie, eat a brownie.

39. Never not giving 'em something to talk about.

40. Life's not perfect, but your outfit can be.

Funny Instagram Captions for Friends

41. I don't like to commit myself to heaven and hell. You see, I have friends in both places.

42. Cupcakes in a world of muffins.

43. When worst comes to worst, the squad comes first.

44. Because friends are therapists we can drink with.

45. In squad we trust.

46. The bags under our eyes are designer.

47. We put the 'we' in 'weird.'

48. Good friends and bad ideas.

49. I don't wanna go to heaven since none of my friends will be there.

50. The best memories come from the worst ideas.

51. Best friends don't care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

52. A true friend overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

53. We don't need a filter, just group therapy

54. We're not crazy, we're 'mentally hilarious'

55. Blessed with a bestie.

56. Took off our masks for this sh-t.

57. I hope we'll be besties forever. When we die, we can become ghosties and scare people forever.

58. Proof that friendship is just hating the same stuff.

59. She knows where the bodies are buried.

60. Friends, not filters.

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Funny Instagram Captions for Couples

61. The beast to my beauty.

62. They say honesty is the key to any relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.

63. The one who always feeds me when I'm hangry.

64. Some things just go better together (like wine and cheese or you and me).

65. Slid into the DMs. Rest is history.

66. You have stolen a pizza my heart.

67. Cramp in my face from smiling so hard.

68. Kinda cute, also kinda cringe.

69. You're the one I want to binge-watch shows with.

70. He's on the left because I'm always right.

71. Are we a cute couple, an annoying couple, or a little bit of both?

72. If he doesn't bring you snacks, then I don't want him.

73. Little Miss Always Got a Response.

74. You, me, and all the dogs and cats.

75. If you get me wine, I'll get you beer.

76. Two people who just get each other's quirks.

77. I know I'm a handful but that's why you've got two hands.

78. I knew you were the one when you first farted in front of me.

79. He's not perfect but he's not from my hometown.

80. I wasn't even thinking like, 'omg I'm gonna be in a relationship with him.' I was just thinking, 'heard about this BDE, need to get out there.'

Funny Instagram Captions for Holidays

81. The elf did it.

82. Sleigh all day.

83. Feast mode.

84. 'Tis the season to overeat.

85. Merry elfin' holidays.

86. My type of blizzard is found at a Dairy Queen.

87. Define 'nice...'

88. Tinsel in a tangle.

89. Holding on for deer life.

90. Appreciate your chutzpah.

91. Baby all I want for Christmas is for the bags under my eyes to go away.

92. Resting Grinch face.

93. Jingle if you're single.

94. Christmas and chill.

95. Jingle all the way.

96. Rebel without a cause.

97. Love at frost sight.

98. Love you from head to mistletoe.

99. All the jingle ladies.

100. Team snuggle.

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